I'm a big, pretty girl and you won't be able to resist falling in love with me.

Because I will look adoringly up at you. Like this.

I will give you a huge happy grin that will make you want to grin back at me. Like this.

I will tickle you with my cold nose.

Gaze into your eyes with complete trust.

Give you my cheek to kiss and kiss.

These are the paws I will use to remind you to love me.

And the tongue I will use to love you back.

So you see, resistance is futile. So what are you waiting for? Come love me already!